October 18 Humor

Dad: “What is wrong Suzy, You usually talk on the phone for hours. That was only a 10 minute call. How come?” Daughter: “It was a wrong number.”

# Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for the telephone companies and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

@ The travel planner said, “I have a package that will fit your budget.” “Tell me about it.”  “It is Christmas in Alaska: Five nights and four nights.”