October 1st Humor

* Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public, so when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded with my calmest voice, “what’s the trouble?” ” I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card that says the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing.” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. “We’ve been waiting for these for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aid.”

@ Watching a particularly romantic ending to a Disney animated video, my five-year-old sighed, “I hope I meet my prince some day.”  “Of course you will,” I reassured her. “You know, I met my prince the day I met your daddy.” Puzzled she turned to me and asked,  “Who was  he?”

* For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “The loudest rock-and-roll band in LA”. One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, they took a break. Rubbing one ear the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and pointed to his forehead in reply and said, “Maybe just a little on top.”