October 2 Humor

* “Well, little man,” inquired the kindly old visitor, “When did you first see the light of day?” “Two years ago.”  “But you’re much older than two.” “Sure, but I was in Pittsburgh for the first five years.”

@ A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?” The boy took the cigar out of his mouth. Flicked the ashes on the floor, and asked, “What do you think?”

@ I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. – Groucho Marx