October 20th Humor

*A hard working candy store operator was bemoaning his life to the reverend. “I was a hard working clerk barely making a living when like so many young men I fell in with evil companions and felt compelled to gamble.” “Ah, my son, and then you lost all your hard earned savings, eh?”  “No,” said the shop owner. “I won big and like a damned fool, I bought this candy store.”

@ When my daughter’s boss, Jean, a commercial lawyer, who is  short,  arrived in court with a bulging briefcase. The lawyer for the other party was a Goliath of a man.  When the big guy caught sight of Jean he called out across the courtroom, “Well, little man, what have you got in that briefcase?” Without looking up, Jean replied “Five smooth stones.”

* In Las Vegas man walked up to his wife and said, “Give me the money I told you not to give me.”