October 23 Humor

Many teenagers today are wearing iPod earbuds which is great and keeps the sun light from shining all the way through.

*I once purchased two watches from a street salesmen on London’s Oxford Street. When I asked if he could furnish me guarantees, he said, “Certainly, Madam. I can give you a five-year guarantee, a 10 year guarantee or even lifetime guarantees.” then he added, “The only thing I can’t guarantee is that I will be here this time next Monday morning.”

My husband took our daughter out for her very first driving lesson. He began this important task by asking her, “What is the first thing you do when you get in the car?” Without a moment hesitation she replied,”Turn on the radio.”