October 23rd Humor

I just bought a new house. I don’t want to brag, but it is a golf course community. A famous golf course, you may have heard of it: Putt Putt it is a beautiful place: My deck overlooks the third, fourth, 7th, 12th and 15th fairways the windmill and the clowns mouth.  I am living the dream.

* Patron at a bar: “What time do you have bar keep?” Bartender: “I don’t have a watch anymore. I spent 500 bucks on a watch that was waterproof, dustproof, shockproof, and calibrated itself 16 times per second.” The patron asked, “Well where is it?” Bartender: “It caught fire.”

@ How do you make an Elephant fly?  First you start with a very large zipper.