October 24th Humor

Shortly after the birth of our second child, my husband offered to take me shopping for new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to my complaints about which figure flaws should accentuate that emerge from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection I asked for my husband’s opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. “It is perfectly fine, It makes your own waist look small and legs look long and slender.” Just then a voice from the dressing room piped up. “If there are dresses here that will do that, I will take them all.”

* For the first few months over co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the web or did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a coworker. I know he complained. “Everyone thinks that workers have it easy. But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.”

* The personnel interviewer asked the job applicant: “What do you call all of these gaps in your work history?” “Quality time.”