October 25 Humor

A young coworker announced recently that she had started a fire in her microwave. She explained: “I needed so many paper towels to absorb the grease when cooking bacon, I thought I’d save money and use newspaper.”   “Did you ruin the oven?” I asked. “Well,” she continued reluctantly, “not the first time…’   

The customer asked, “Why do have an apple for the logo of your tailor shop?” The owner replied with out missing a beat, “Because if it were not for the apple, there would be no clothing business today.”

Why is it that someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if you tell them the wall has wet paint, they will have to touch it just to make sure?