October 27th Humor

* There were only two people in the New York Subway car. An elderly woman and a young man. They arrived at their common stop and the doors opened. The young man spryly popped out and walked briskly to the exit gate. He stopped there and held it open for the lady as she ambled along. When she got there she thanked him for his kindness and said, “I am not used to such good manners in New York City.”   The young man tipped his ball cap and explained, “You will have to forgive me, but I am from out of town myself and I did not know any better.”

@ “I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”    “I would not join the kind of club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx.

A football fan is guy who yells at the quarterback that cannot find the receiver 50 yards down the field and then goes into the parking lot and cannot find his own car.