October 3 Humor

* Searching through a freezer full of turkeys for Thanksgiving the lady could not find one large enough. She called over the clerk and pointing to the turkeys asked, “Do they get any bigger?” He looked at her and replied, “No lady, they are dead.”

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on science and nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”  She thought for a moment and then asked, “Is the vacuum on or off?”

@ On our 25th anniversary, the husband took his bride out for dinner. Our teenage daughters said they would have desert waiting when we returned. Upon returning home the dining room table was set with china and candles and a note proclaimed the desert was in the refrigerator. “We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do.” The husband quipped. ” I suppose we could vacuum.”