October 3 Humor
* Searching through a freezer full of Turkeys for Thanksgiving the lady could not find one large enough. She called over the clerk and pointing to the turkeys asked “Do they get any bigger?” He looked at her and replied, “No lady, They are dead”.
* Last year we had an early American Thanksgiving dinner early American meaning instead of frozen food everything came out of cans.
@ On our 25th anniversary, the husband took his bride out for dinner. Our teenage daughters said they would have desert waiting when we returned . Upon returning home the dining room table was set with china and candles and a note proclaimed the desert was in the refrigerator. “We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do.” The husband quipped. ” I suppose we could vacuum.”