October 30 Humor

@ When a tornado hit our shopping mall, my friend Greg and I were worried about his parents, who owned a store in the complex. We hopped into my banged up, rusty Pinto and made our way out there. It looked like a war zone. Cars were torn apart and the news crews and the firemen were running all over. After checking on Greg’s parents we left the chaotic scene. That night on a TV newscast about the tornado, the female announcer said, “and here’s a sample of some of the damage done to the vehicles in the parking lot.” The camera moved in for a close-up of my Pinto.

Two senior men were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. One man turned to the other as they stared at the overhead TV screen and said, “I used to watch Golf all the time on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”

On a very windy day, I was driving to my assignment as a home health care worker. Suddenly a woman — dashed in the street, apparently chasing a small furry dog.  Before I could stop, it ran right under my wheels. Through my tears I tried to tell the woman how sorry I was. The woman said, ” Honey, don’t cry, my best wig is still at home.”