October 30 Humor
* “Chief, there is a guy here applying for a job who said he used to make his living sticking his arm into the jaws of a lion”. Boss: “What is his name?” Clerk: “Lefty”
@ When a tornado hit our shopping mall, my friend Greg and I were worried about his parents, who owned a store in the complex. We hopped into my banged up, rusty Pinto and made our way out there. It looked like a war zone. Cars were torn apart and the news crews and the firemen were running all over. After checking on Greg’s parents we left the chaotic scene. That night on a TV newscast about the tornado, the female announcer said, “and here’s a sample of some of the damage done to the vehicles in the parking lot”. The camera moved in for a close-up of my Pinto.