October 30th Humor
Two senior men were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. One man turned to the other as they stared at the overhead TV screen and said, “I used to watch Golf all the time on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”
On a very windy day, I was driving to my assignment as a home health care worker. Suddenly a woman — dashed in the street, apparently chasing a small furry dog. Before I could stop, it ran right under my wheels. Through my tears I tried to tell the woman how sorry I was. The woman said, ” Honey, don’t cry, my best wig is still at home.”
Q: Why are vegans detrimental to the earth? A: Because they produce immense amounts of methane.