October 31 Humor

@ “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?”  “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”

# We were in an airplane site seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would hit the highway.”

# The auto mechanic shook his head and looked dourly as he wiped his hands on a shop rag and gave his verdict to the customer. “This is a very, very bad situation, I suggest we deep freeze the car and save it until some mechanics of the future discover some way to repair it.”