October 31 Humor

@ “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?”  “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”

# The auto mechanic shook his head and looked dourly  as head wiped his hands on a shop rag and gave his verdict to the customer. “This is a very, very bad situation, I suggest we deep freeze the car and save it until some mechanics of the future discover some way to repair it.”

My dad was selling his old beat up work car to a well dressed man who turned out to be a VP of one of the local banks. My father asked, “Why would you want this beat up bomb of a car?” “I have five teenagers at home,” the banker replied “and now matter how many cars I buy, there is never anything for me to drive. This car is such an embarrassment that none of my kids would be caught dead in it.”