October 31st Humor

@ “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?”  “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”

# We were in an airplane site seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would hit the highway.”

My dad was selling his old beat up work car to a well dressed man who turned out to be a VP of one of the local banks. My father asked, “Why would you want this beat up bomb of a car?” “I have five teenagers at home,” the banker replied “and now matter how many cars I buy, there is never anything for me to drive. This car is such an embarrassment that none of my kids would be caught dead in it.”