October 4 Humor

* The Police Station had been quiet for most of the week . Things were so slow that detectives were playing cards to pass the time.  “What a life,” grumbled one of the officers, “no fights, no thefts,  no drunks, no murders, nothing.”   “Now rest easy Mike,” said the captain, “things will break soon. You got have more faith in human nature.”

* A woman went to the police station to report her husband as a missing person. She described him as 29 years old, tall, dark and handsome. The officer taking the report said, “I know your husband he is 48, short and dumpy.” The woman responded “Yes he is, but who would want him back.”

# Aviation experts are predicting that there will be commercial airliners big enough to carry as many as 1000 passengers. The planes won’t be any bigger, but they are just going to jam the seats closer together and skip a few bathrooms.