October 6 Humor

* For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled to our rural town to attend a movie. After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. handing the attendant of  $1.50, my friend couldn’t help but comment comment, “The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents.”    “Well, sir,” the clerk replied,   “you are really going to enjoy yourself today we have sound now.”

@ My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long  when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

@ Woman to friend: “We are still working out the wedding arrangements. I want one,  and he doesn’t.”