October 9 Humor

@ Two senior gentlemen were sitting on a park bench watching the world whiz past and commenting on their experiences. One explained, “If they would have had electric blankets and sliced bread when I was a lad, I would never have gotten married.”

@ I bought an irregular electric blanket, It is solar powered.

# The hostess was talking to one of the guest as the two sat on the lawn listening to a carillon recital. “Beautiful, aren’t they?” remarked the hostess. “Pardon?” inquired the guest. “I say, they’re beautiful aren’t they?”   “I’m sorry,” responded the guest, “But I can’t hear a word for those damned chimes.”