* My sister works at the ticket booth of a wildlife drive through park. One day a woman drove up to the ticket booth in a convertible.” I’m sorry, ma’am”, my sister said, “but the Bears will destroy the top of your car if you drive through the park. Would you like to use one of the junk cars we keep your for these situations?” “A junk car?” The woman said reluctantly. “How about if I just put the top down.”

* A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, “look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?”   “The glaciers brought them down from the mountain.”, said the guide. “But where are the glaciers” she asked. Said the guide in a weary voice, “The glaciers have gone back for more rocks.”

@ Upon their return from an excursion to our planet, two Martians presented their chief with the television set. “We couldn’t manage to capture any earthlings, they explained, but we did get our hands on one of their gods.”