* Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.

@ I’m trying to figure out what to give my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. They say diamonds are forever. What says, “this is for the next month and a half?”

# It was fall harvest, so my brother and sister-in-law took their grandsons, Brandon and Connor to visit their first farm. Brandon and had never had a candy apple, so Nancy bought one for him.  “Connor would you like one”? She asked. “Say no”, Brandon whispered to his brother after taking a bite. “There’s a real apple in there.”