* Two senior farmers were talking over the fence. The first neighbor said, “I sure don’t think much of the weather prophet the government’s got on the radio, do you?”   “Well let’s not do any complaining about it. Just think how bad it would be if the government started regulatin’ the weather instead of just predictin’ it.”

* Minister: I’m sorry I didn’t see you at church yesterday, Fergus.   Fergus: “Well you see the weather was so bad it was not fit to turn out a dog, but I sent my wife, sir”.

@ Did you notice last summer that Cuba did not have an Olympic rowing team? That’s because every Cuban who knows how to Row already lives in Florida.