* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,    The cable repairman.

* Selling consumer electronics brings in a lot of people who know only what they have seen on TV. I was demonstrating a back seat TV to go into a van. I showed the family that it would play VHS tapes, DVD’s and even get local TV stations. The husband asked, “Does it get cable stations?”

@ Two inhabitants of hell taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The man looked around and amazment. “What’s going on?” One asked. “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion, “is that the Indians just won the World Series.”