* The banking crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Brooklyn bridge as collateral.

@ A shy awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”

@ I used to be a dancer, but the music kept throwing me off.