* When I was a kid we always played cowboys and Indians, and I was always in Indian. Today I have my own casino.

* There was a big fight in the saloon in the old western town and it had led to shooting. Men lined up on one side of the bar were shooting at the guys scatterd among the tables at the other side of the bar. Into this chaos walked a small, meek, but well dressed man and all the shooting stopped. The bar tender poked his head up and said “Thanks, that was very brave of you to come through here not being afraid of all the shooting”. He said “I was not worried, because I owe every man in here money.”

@ The terms for politicians should be 10 to 20 without the possibility of parole.