* “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?”

“Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”

* A salesman rang the bell and a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”   The boy took the cigar out of his mouth. Flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”