* How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?

* Confidence:  that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a fountain pen.

@ There was a senior woman who lost a very precious necklace and collected $1200 for the loss from her homeowners insurance. A couple weeks later she found the necklace and reported it to the insurance company. In her letter she explained that she felt guilty keeping the money and the necklace, so she donated the $1200 to the Red Cross.