* Lincoln called in two senators to discuss who he should choose as the Indian commissioner. Lincoln outlined his criteria to the senators: The commissioner should be pure minded, moral, a Christian man, frugal and self sacrificing”. The senator responded, “You won’t find him in Washington’. Lincoln asked “Why not”.” The senator replied “because he died about 1800 years ago.”

* Once during the Lincoln Douglas Debates, Abe was accused of being two faced, Without hesitation he replied, “If I was really two faced, would I be wearing this one?”

@ One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer.

A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, Low Sodium, reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.