* At the mall a cute little girl climbed up on Santa’s lap, got her picture taken and he asked, “What do you want for Christmas little girl?” She looked up indignantly and said, “Didn’t you read the email I sent you?”

@ The eminent Defense lawyer recognized the thug that was holding him up. “Look here”, he protested, “I am your benefactor. Don’t you recall that I once saved you from a life sentence by proving you crazy”? “Sure”, “I remember you now”, the thug said as he continued his work. “And ain’t holding  up your own lawyer crazy?”

@ The judge said to the young man on the stand, Do you know what will happen if you told a lie? The boy said, “Yes, I would go to hell”. The judge asks “Is that all”? the boy asks, “Isn’t that enough?”