* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether  rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

* Did you notice how they say George Washington never told a lie but they never make the same claim about Lincoln. Do you think this has anything to do with his being a lawyer?

@ The gang of Canadian lumber jacks were really getting tired of the same old camp food day after day. One Friday they pooled their money and sent one of the guys into town to bring back some real food. When the courier returned he had 10 bottles of whiskey and a loaf of bread. The men complained that he had wasted their money asking, “What are we going to do with all that bread.”