* Barbie just turned 62 can you imagine how much money the country would’ve saved if Barbie would have been a nudist.

* You really see the effect of advertising in children. I asked a four year old girl what the name of her doll was and she said, “Anatomically correct.”

@ The young lady had applied to many colleges and asked for scholarships at most of them. She got accepted at the University of Las Vegas and was telling her mother they had awarded her the Las Vegas Strip scholarship. The mother asked, “What exactly did you do to win that scholarship?”