* Eating at a sidewalk café in California our waitress looked like a real surfer girl. Long bond hair, a great tan and athletic build. The girl waited as my wife mulled over the menu then asked the waitress, “Is the roast beef rare?”

The girl replied, “Well no! We have it, like every day.”

* They really have some mixed up political groups in California where they had a Protest sign saying, “Pray to keep religion out of school”.

# A young man returning a library book about movie stars of the silent film era  opened it to a photograph of the Vamp queen Theda Bara and pointed. “Was she really a sex symbol in the 1920’s?” he asked. “Yes she was”, the librarian answered. The teenager studied the photograph. “Boy”, he said finally, “no wonder you people had a depression”.