* “Well, little man”, inquired the kindly old visitor, “When did you first see the light of day?” “Two years ago.”  “but  you’re much older than two”. “Sure, but I was in Pittsburgh for the first five years.”

@ The tax preparer asked the Irish woman, “When was your son born?” she said in December last year.   “That is great because you can claim him as deduction for the whole year that way.”    “Really?”    “Sure, that is why there are so many babies are born in December.”    “Oh”, she replied, “I thought it was because of St. Patrick’s day.”

# I called the temp agency looking for work, and they ask if I had any phone skills I responded,” I called you didn’t I?”