* Political deabtes and like NASCAR races. Nobody really cares who wins they just come to see the crashes.

* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”

@ “Dad, Do you think the Indians were superior to the white men that took their country from them?”     “Yes Son, those Indians were smarter than us. When the Indians were the only ones here: they did not pay taxes, they had no national debt, no military draft, no foreign aid, no nuclear weapons and women did all the work. What could be superior to that?”