@ Do you know how Columbus discovered America? He was drawn to the lights from the Indian casinos.

# “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s”, replied the coach. “Wonderful”, said the sportswriter. “Yes”, agreed the coach, but his B’s are a little bit crooked”.

* Barbie just turned 60 can you imagine how much money the country would’ve saved if Barbie would have been a nudist.