* Two young men were riding the cable car  from work and Pete noticed Mike had his eyes tightly closed as the car stopped and started and rolled along. Pete asked Mike. “What is the matter, don’t you feel well?” Mike replied, “I feel OK. It is just that I cannot bear to see a woman standing”

 @ Hypochondriac that I am, I constantly log onto the Internet to self diagnose my latest ailment. But even I knew it was time to lighten up the day I typed in the keywords for liver disorders. That led me to a medical site. With growing  alarm, I realized I had each of the first seven symptoms. Suddenly  I felt much better when I came to number eight: “The feeling of lethargy- No longer enjoys romping and wagging its tail.”