* At a department store, a small boy was standing at the foot of the down escalator, staring intently at the moving hand rail. “Is there something wrong, little fellow” asked the manager as he walked by. “No, sir”, the boy said.” I am waiting for my bubblegum to come back”.

@ A new rider ask a man on the train, “Does this train stop at 152nd Street?”

The experienced hand replied, “Yes it does. Watch me and get off one stop before me”.