Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for the telephone companies and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

* I phoned a friend of mine, but got her answering machine. It said: “Hello, this is you know who and where not you know where, so you know, leave a message  when this little you know what, beeps and we will know you called.”

* The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875 if you lived in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for the next 25 years without having the phone ring once.