* On his first trip to the top of the Empire State building a small boy stood quietly by his father as the elevator kept going: up up and up. Finally he looked at his father and asked, “Dad, does God know we’re coming?”

@ “Grandma, were you ever a little girl like me”, asked the tot.  “Of course dear, why do you ask?” The little diplomat explained, “Then you know how it feels to get an ice cream cone when you don’t expect it.”

# My son came to me looking for some jobs to do around the house in order to make some money. He asked, “What jobs can I do Dad?”   “I can’t think of anything.”  My son next asked, “Then will you put me on welfare.”