* A young couple after only a few weeks of marriage received an exciting gift. They were given tickets to a ball game, with the notation “Guess who gave these to you.”

They searched their brains and queried their friends, but could not figure out who bought the tickets. They made a night of it though with dinner and the game, but coming home they found their home ransacked and many of the wedding gifts stolen. On the table was a note, “Now you know who gave you the tickets.”

* In the morning, he remembered he had left two tickets to the Indians baseball game on the dashboard of his car parked on the street. He went out before work to check on them and saw the windshield was smashed. His wife asked, “Did someone steal the tickets?”  He replied, “No worse than that, Somebody left four more.”