@ Three men ran into the streets after robbing a Santa Anna, California store and like the horse thieves of the old Western movies fired their weapons in the air in celebration. When the men saw an approaching police car, one robber quickly thrust his gone into his pants and the gun went off. He shot himself in the genitals.

@ A robbery duo  in Michigan entered a record store and spastically waved their pistols around. The first robber shouted, “Nobody move.” In a second, in the corner of his eye he noticed a motion, he turned and fired shooting is fidgety partner.

* A marine recruiter stopped in a little southern town and noticed that on several trees there were targets painted with bullet holes dead center. Being curious he looked around and sure enough there were similar bull’s-eyes on junk cars and old buildings. He decided this marksman might be a good candidate for the marines. He asked about the shooter and was directed to the town fool. Incredulously, he asked how did you learn to shoot so straight? The fool answered, “It is easy I just shoot first and then paint the targets afterward”.