* A mother and daughter were watching a movie from the 1930’s on the classic movie channel. As it ended with the usual romantic embrace and fadeout to violin music the teenager remarked, “Gee, Mom your movies end just where our movies start.”

* Isn’t it really wonderful the way the keep trying to update those old movies. Next year they’re going to make Frankenstein again, with a nude scene.

@ At the breakfast table one morning, my husband was bemoaning his poor record in the stock market. I in turn, was telling him about my latest diet, one of many that I had tried and failed.   “You know honey”, he said looking up from the stock market section of the newspaper, “you’re the only investment I have ever made that doubled.”