* The head of our local air ambulance service, Vern, was manning the information booth at the county fair. An elderly woman approached him and said, “I live across the street from the community hospital”. Burton cringed because for years the only helicopter pad was on the street in front of the hospital. He was sure she was going to complain about the headache that helicopter made going in and out. The lady said, “I’m so glad to finally get to meet you and thank you so very much for all the times you saved me from having to rake my lawn.”

@ I used to be a dancer, but the music kept throwing me off.

@ I don’t understand ballet, all these girls dancing on their toes. Couldn’t they just get taller girls?