* One of the display freezers in our store broke and we quickly removed all the product from the shelves and moved it to the back room freezer. A customer came in and started reading the sign on the display case out loud. “Low Cholesterol, low Sodium, Reduced fat. Ice cream” Only then did he notice there was nothing in the case. He muttered, “I knew it was too good to be true,” and stomped off.

 * As a college professor, my husband has published several books. When he finished his latest book, I stopped at the supermarket to get some treats and bought some ice cream and champagne. As the clerk bagged my purchases she asked, “Celebrating something?”   “Yes”, I replied, “My husband just finished a book.”  The young lady thought for a moment and asked, “Is he a slow reader?”

 @ On our 25th anniversary, this husband took his bride out for dinner. Our teenage daughters said they would have desert waiting when we returned . Upon returning home the dining room table was set with china and candles and a note proclaimed the desert was in the refrigerator. “We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do.” The husband quipped. ” I suppose we could vacuum.”