* In Las Vegas, a visiting businessman was approached by a shady looking character who asked, “Can you lend me 25 bucks? I haven’t Eaten in two days”? “How do I know you won’t use it to gamble”? The man replied, “No way, gambling money I’ve already got”.

# ” You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day,” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”

# An adult piano student of mine asked me teach her Pachabel’s Canon, so she could play at a friends wedding. After a month of practice however, she had made very little progress and I warned her that she might not be ready to play the piece at the wedding very soon. “Oh that’s okay”, she replied, “Her boyfriend hasn’t proposed yet”.