Revenge of Lake Erie

Revenge of Lake Erie

A massive “ice tsunami” on the shores of Lake Erie over the weekend. High winds pushed lake ice toward the jammed Niagara River and eventually forced it ashore, creating what’s more formally known as an “ice shove” at the East end of the lake. Storm chaser David Piano explained the ice wall was 40 feet high in spots and “starting to bulldoze trees and street lamps.” “This is the first time in my entire life I’ve seen it come this high and this close to the house,” longtime resident Jack Schultz told the Buffalo News. “It came up in sheets. It just layered it up to the wall. Then, when the (ice) blockage broke, it took all the pressure out of here.”

Two blonds go on an Ice fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the auger, the rods, the heaters, the ice house, the car, and even a nice little cabin in the woods. The first day they go Ice fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the blonds catches a fish. As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One blond turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $3500?” The other blond says, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”

Some Texans went to Minnesota to go ice fishing, after setting up the tent, they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the cord on the chainsaw they heard a voice from above, “There are no fish under this ice.” When they pulled the starter cord again the same voice and tone said, “There are no fish under this ice.” “Is that you God”, asked men.” “No, this is the rink announcer there are no fish under this ice.”

Bert: “Boy, this ice fishing is a drag, I am freezing, I haven’t caught a thing all day, and those guys over there are falling in one fish after another.” Ernie: “Oh sure, it’s not hard to catch fish if you cheat. “Look, they put a hole in the ice.”

Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!