September 10th Humor

In a greasy spoon restaurant a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing.   “”Hey,” he said, “what about my kind words”? She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”

@ Husband: “Why do you weep and sniffle over those actors on TV telling imaginary stories of people you never met?”  The wife replied, “For the same reasons you yell and scream at the TV when somebody you do not know scores a touchdown.”

# 1st Cowboy: “Howdy, My name is Tex.”    2nd Cowboy: “You from Texas?”  “Nope, I am from Louisianna, but who wants to be called Louise?”