September 13th Humor

@ I went to a department store to buy my wife’s requested birthday present a jogging suit and sneakers. I selected the footwear easily, but I couldn’t find a jogging suit I liked. So I picked out a nice silk nighty  instead. When I handed the two purchases to the sales clerk, she studied both gifts and asked, “is it the thrill of the chase?”

*You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day,” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”