September 15th Humor

The opera went bankrupt and shut down. It was over before the fat lady sang.
If you go out in the street and ask somebody what they think about opera, they’ll say they think opera is that woman who gives away cars on her TV show.

A man came into the bank to get a loan. He went up to the teller and asked,” Who arranges for loans?”   “I’m sorry sir,” the teller told him,  “that the loan arranger is out to lunch.” “Alright,” said the man. “May I speak to Tonto?”

The Beatles sang “All you need is love” and then they broke up.