September 17th Humor

* My grandson Tanner recently visited a fire station on the kindergarten field trip. While reviewing safety tips, the fire chief task, “What do you do if your clothes on fire?” Tanner replied, “wear something else.”

* A Texan died and went to the pearly gates. After a few day in heaven his bragging was getting on everyone’s nerves. No matter where he went in paradise he always said Texas had something better. Finally, Saint Peter took him to the edge of heaven and pointed straight down into the fiery depths of hell and asked, “Do you have something like that in Texas?” “No sir,” the oilman replied, “but we have some guys down in Houston who can put it out.”

Your babysitter just called, she wants to know where you keep the fire extinguisher.